The Middle East - God's Jock Itch

Monday, May 29, 2006

Ahmadinejad proposes Iran adopt new anthem...

Neo Jesus

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Iranian Revolution...where has the time gone!

10 things i hate about commandments

Courtesy of witnee @ Let us Clear our Throats"

The Iranian Revolution Day Rally 2006

Ahmadinejad letter leaked by "liberal" media

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Hiroshima 1945

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Mentos - The Freshmaker

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Passion of the Christ 2: Judgement Day

Jesus Christ: The Musical

Abu Gharib Prison - Center for the Performing Arts

Friday, May 19, 2006

Holocaust... You Aint Seen Nothing Yet!

Iran eyes badges for Jews
Law would require non-Muslim insignia

Human rights groups are raising alarms over a new law passed by the Iranian parliament that would require the country's Jews and Christians to wear coloured badges to identify them and other religious minorities as non-Muslims.

"This is reminiscent of the Holocaust," said Rabbi Marvin Hier, the dean of the Simon Wiesenthal Center in Los Angeles. "Iran is moving closer and closer to the ideology of the Nazis."

Iranian expatriates living in Canada yesterday confirmed reports that the Iranian parliament, called the Islamic Majlis, passed a law this week setting a dress code for all Iranians, requiring them to wear almost identical "standard Islamic garments."

The law, which must still be approved by Iran's "Supreme Guide" Ali Khamenehi before being put into effect, also establishes special insignia to be worn by non-Muslims.

Iran's roughly 25,000 Jews would have to sew a yellow strip of cloth on the front of their clothes, while Christians would wear red badges and Zoroastrians would be forced to wear blue cloth.

"There's no reason to believe they won't pass this," said Rabbi Hier. "It will certainly pass unless there's some sort of international outcry over this."

Bernie Farber, the chief executive of the Canadian Jewish Congress, said he was "stunned" by the measure. "We thought this had gone the way of the dodo bird, but clearly in Iran everything old and bad is new again," he said. "It's state-sponsored religious discrimination."

Ali Behroozian, an Iranian exile living in Toronto, said the law could come into force as early as next year.

It would make religious minorities immediately identifiable and allow Muslims to avoid contact with non-Muslims.

Mr. Behroozian said it will make life even more difficult for Iran's small pockets of Jewish, Christian and other religious minorities -- the country is overwhelmingly Shi'ite Muslim. "They have all been persecuted for a while, but these new dress rules are going to make things worse for them," he said.

The new law was drafted two years ago, but was stuck in the Iranian parliament until recently when it was revived at the behest of President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

A spokesman for the Iranian Embassy in Ottawa refused to comment on the measures. "This is nothing to do with anything here," said a press secretary who identified himself as Mr. Gharmani.

"We are not here to answer such questions."

The Simon Wiesenthal Centre has written to Kofi Annan, the Secretary-General of the United Nations, protesting the Iranian law and calling on the international community to bring pressure on Iran to drop the measure.

"The world should not ignore this," said Rabbi Hier. "The world ignored Hitler for many years -- he was dismissed as a demagogue, they said he'd never come to power -- and we were all wrong."

Mr. Farber said Canada and other nations should take action to isolate Mr. Ahmadinejad in light of the new law, which he called "chilling," and his previous string of anti-Semitic statements.

"There are some very frightening parallels here," he said. "It's time to start considering how we're going to deal with this person."

Mr. Ahmadinejad has repeatedly described the Holocaust as a myth and earlier this year announced Iran would host a conference to re-examine the history of the Nazis' "Final Solution."

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

T-Shirts We Endorse...

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Dealing with the terrorist threat of 33 A.D.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Saddam & Osama Cartoon to appear on Cartoon Network!

Saturday, May 13, 2006

This Year Tell Mom you REALLY Care...

By having a picture of you and her superimposed on a background of "Paradise." This idea comes to us from Hamas member and aspiring suicide terrorist Taher Al-Ja'ara*. Here Al-Ja'ara takes a picture in which he has posed with his mother and skillfully superimposes it on a background of "paradise" with the aid of Adobe® Photoshop® CS2. And remember... this mother's day, don't forget to take a life or two for the woman who gave you life... HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

*Al-Ja'ara was elevated into martyrdom by Israeli forces on April 22, 2002. He was apparently responsible for the bombing of a bus at Emmanuel in December 2001 that killed 10.

You know you're a terrorist if...

When you tell your friends "Let's paint the town red," they know you mean with Jewish blood.

Friday, May 12, 2006

You know you're a terrorist if...

your mom's birthday gift to you is a video camera and single bus pass.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Khomeini SEZ:

PRECEPTS OF THE MENSTURATING WOMAN: (Problem #453 from A Clarification of Questions by Ayatollah Khomeini) Anal entrance into the mensturating woman has no expiation (atonement)"

Sure it does Ayatollah, it goes a little something like this: "Bless me Father for I have sinned..." Let Christ's death NOT be in vain.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Iran... always in the spotlight!

Monday, May 08, 2006

Where should the US invade next?

And the oscar for best supporting mullah after being caught on tape during a sermon goes to...

Ahmadinejad on Ahmadinejad...


Ahmadinejad: "Why should a small handful of people [like me and my mullah friends] ignite the entire world, entirely to fill their pockets? Why?"

Ahmadinejad: "We are against this method of running the world, and we say this clearly. I am declaring clearly, that I 'm against the policies of the US and England in running the world."

Ahmadinejad: "And by the way... I SUPPORT peace and quiet and I am a very peace-loving man (trademarked girlish giggle)."

Ahmadinejad: "How come whenever someone criticizes you or exposes your mistakes, you attack him through the media that you finance, and you [rightfully] portray him as a criminal?"

Ahmadinejad: "WRONG! Ahmadinejad [I love referring to myself in the third person ever since that Seinfeld episode] is a school teacher [just like Dr. Zuwanie from The Interpreter with Nicole Kidman and Sean Penn] and [might I add] a very [with a capitol V] very peace-loving man (trademarked girlish giggle)."

Ahmadinejad: "To this day, I have NEVER harmed an ant in my life [DEATH to ISRAEL]. Allah willing, I will never harm any living creature or inanimate object [after my planned nuclear holocaust in the fall of 2006]"

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Meep Meep!

Pigeon Jihadist Apprehended

Memowars' satellite stations are reporting that the first ever bird bombing has taken place.

Out of desperation, Al Qaeda employs 15-year-old pigeon to "smoke out Zionist children."



"What happens in Mecca... Stays in Mecca."

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Memowars 100th Post Party

here we are enjoying some muslim-approved halal cake

"the gang" from left Ali-Akbar "the looker" Khaled, Massoud "shorty" Jalali, Khosro "pretty boy" Naderpour, Ahemt "the camel-toe" karimi, mohammed "the one-nut wonder" Al Zartoshti

here we are with the computer that started it all... making this post

100 posts and still alive! (except for one nut)

Handy Phrases for Traveling in the Middle East

AKBAR KHALI-KILI HAFTIR LOFTAN: Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.

FEKR GABUL CARDAN DAVAT RAEH GUSH DIVAR: I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head and my legs apart.

SHOMAEH FIKR TAMOMEH GEH GOFTEK BANDE: I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life.

AUTO ARRAREGH DVATEMAN MAMO SEPAHEH-HAST: It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.

FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESHAYEH MOHEMA RAJEBEH KESHAVAREHMAN: If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.

KHREL JEPAHEH MANEH VA JAYEII AMRKAHEY: I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies travelling as reporters.

BALLI, BALLI, BALLI!: Whatever you say!

MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLIEH, GORBAN: The red blindfold would be lovely, excellency.

TIKEH NUNEH BA OB KHRELEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE GOYAST INO BERGERAM: The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have the recipe.

BA BODENEH SHEERELL TEEGZ: Truly, I would rather be a hostage to your greatly esteemed self than to spend a fortnight upon the person of Cheryl Tiegs.

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Mohammad Atta Long Lost Video 9/10/01

German Engineering vs Arab Technology

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Half the height, double the fun

Not true!!!!!

With Independence Day around the corner, many of our viewers suggested we do a series on America, but Memowars thought it would be better to report on the true meaning of this holiday: independence.

It's time for us to gain back our gastrointestinal pride! Memowars viewers should boycott any and all foreign foods -- french fries especially -- discovered, harvested, cooked, prepared, or otherwise touched by illegal immigrants. This includes beans, fruits, vegetables, mustard, mayo, beef, chicken, tofu, and almost all rice (Rice a Roni is still ok).

With your help, we can make America strong. Read below for a time-saving burrito recipe...we call them Legal Bean Burritos.

Legal Bean Burritos

This burrito recipe requires 3 beans and 0 (I SAID ZERO) illegal immigrants. I freeze the burritos on a cookie sheet then wrap in foil and store in food storage bags.
  • 0 tax dollars
  • 0 pickup trucks
  • 1/2 cup chopped onion
  • 1 clove garlic, minced
  • 2 teaspoons chili powder
  • 1 teaspoon dried whole oregano
  • 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1/4 teaspoon pepper
  • 1 can (16 ounces) refried beans
  • 1 can (10 ounces) enchilada sauce, divided
  • 6 flour tortillas, 8-inch size
  • shredded lettuce
  • Optional garnishes: shredded lettuce, chopped tomatoes, sour cream, salsa, sliced ripe olives, shredded cheese

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Muslim Spam

Greetings in the mighty name of Allah.

Asalam walekum,

I am mrs Fatima Malik from Repof Gambia . this is a secret that i am revealing to you, and I do not want it to be exposed out, just to remain between the both of us. My late husband Mr Cheick Malik was with the Gambia embassy here in Ivory Coast for eleven years. He was working as a diplomat here with the embassy crew before his untimely death. My late husband left the sum of 4.5 million united states dollars ( Four Million Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars ) which he told me he deposited in one leading security company here in Ivory Coast, and he told me that he has left this money for the muslim world to have it and take care of our children because we have only one child children during our days.

Early this year our doctor told me that i have a breast cancer, now i am seriously ill in a medical hospital here in Ivory Coast, and i do not want this fund that my late husband has left behind to waste in this country and do not want any of our family members to touch this money becuase they have been wasting my late husbands wealth before he died.

Now i have decided to hand over the money to a trust worthy islamic brother or sister who will take care of it and use it as my late husband has instucted me to due to my illness in the hospital now. Well get back to me with a strong believe that you can handle this fund as instructed by my late husband.... also i want you to send to me your Esteem Banking Particulars Telephone And Fax Numbers... so i will foward to you the Deposit Slip, that was issued to my late husband for your perusal at the security company for claim of the fund as soon as possible, for i do not know how life is going to treat me now in the hospital here in africa.

Although i am not scared to die, but for the fact that my husbands will has been written and handed over to my son here in Ivory Coast, he will send to you the security company contact as soon as i hear from you, so you can contact my son and get the proceedure and i will written letter for your authorisation for claim of the fund.

Waiting for your rapid response upon this mail which will show me how responsible you are in handling this fund. If you truly want to assist me you are require to reply to:

Your's respectfull,
Mrs Fatima Malik

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Where to Bomb Next?

Suicide Bombers These Days...

Monday, May 01, 2006


God and Allah, the same? Let's Find Out Together...

Budweiser Commercial

MTV to Unveil Saddam's "Bad Day" Music Video on TRL