Sitting Next to Someone Annoying? (works in any setting)

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Boot it.
4. Make sure the person who won’t leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open your email client to this message.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

note: in step six you can improvise to your hearts desire. At Iran4Sale, we reccomend any of the following phrases:
"die infidels"
"Allah o Akbar"
"Allah lalalallalalala"
"Death to (America, Israel, etc.)"
"72 Virgins here I come!"

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