Not true!!!!!

With Independence Day around the corner, many of our viewers suggested we do a series on America, but Memowars thought it would be better to report on the true meaning of this holiday: independence.

It's time for us to gain back our gastrointestinal pride! Memowars viewers should boycott any and all foreign foods -- french fries especially -- discovered, harvested, cooked, prepared, or otherwise touched by illegal immigrants. This includes beans, fruits, vegetables, mustard, mayo, beef, chicken, tofu, and almost all rice (Rice a Roni is still ok).

With your help, we can make America strong. Read below for a time-saving burrito recipe...we call them Legal Bean Burritos.

Legal Bean Burritos

This burrito recipe requires 3 beans and 0 (I SAID ZERO) illegal immigrants. I freeze the burritos on a cookie sheet then wrap in foil and store in food storage bags.

• 0 tax dollars
  
• 0 pickup trucks
  
• 1/2 cup chopped onion
• 1 clove garlic, minced
• 2 teaspoons chili powder
• 1 teaspoon dried whole oregano
• 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin
• 1/2 teaspoon salt
• 1/4 teaspoon pepper
• 1 can (16 ounces) refried beans
• 1 can (10 ounces) enchilada sauce, divided
• 6 flour tortillas, 8-inch size
• shredded lettuce
• Optional garnishes: shredded lettuce, chopped tomatoes, sour cream, salsa, sliced ripe olives, shredded cheese