The Middle East - God's Jock Itch

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Nuclear Deal or no Deal...

How Do They Make Pepsi In Iran?


It all begins here at the Pepsi Factory in Ghom Iran...

Only the youngest hands are used to wash Pepsi bottles. Why? To reach in through that narrow opening!

"Zestfully Clean"

Soap'm up, Wash'm out, Dry'm out Rawhide! Air'm out, Clean'm up, Shine'm up Rawhide!

Mixing that secret elixer...

Packaging... Fast as lightning!

Filling the bottles... full of sweaty goodness!

Choosing the right Cap...

Seal that freshness in tight Ahmed!

A toast to SUCCESS!

Friday, June 09, 2006

Ahmadinejad Knock Knock Joke of the Day!


























Knock Knock!

Who's There?

Iran...

Iran who?

I ran here to tell you... "Death to Israel!"

*canned laughter*

"Pickem Lickem Rollem Flickem."


Memowars: "Mr. President, why is Iran so eager in its pursuit of a nuclear bomb?"
Ahmadinejad: "Call me mamally, and to answer your question... You can pick your enemies, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your enemies under the sofa."
Memowars: "Excuse me?"
Ahmadinejad: "That's why you need the bomb... to wipe them out completely!"

Ahmadinejad Exposed!

al-Zarqawi to appear on Family Guy!

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Queer Eye for the Ahmadinejad






















Ah"nazi"nejad

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Christ died for our...

Iraqi High Command Bloopers...

Ahmadinejad Rap - Terroristam! (I am a Terrorist!)

It gets good after 1 minute... don't miss out! keep watching...

Ahmadinejadam Man! (I am Ahmadinejad!)

Saddam Keepin Busy... "I'm Saddam from Iraq"

Who Wants to Be A Millionaire


On the Arabic version of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, the contestant insists that there are 4 World Wars... and we wonder why they are so easily brainwashed to die in hopes of getting 72 virgins in heaven... Maybe arabs have no brains?



see the clip at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1fFoSXhBo4

Friday, June 02, 2006

Ahmadinejad - Spreading Hatred Since 1979



Thursday, June 01, 2006

Rare look back at Pope John Paul... Blessing a Wall

The Pope and The Rabbi