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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

CIA Captures Rogue al Qaeda Agent


Name:
Al Bacca

Origin: Tatooine, East Africa

Age:
Not a hair over 55

Experience:
Led the attack on the USS Cole and the famous 2003 escape from Abu Gharib prison, where was instrumental teaming up with little furry Iraqis to bludgeon US military personnel with blunt objects.

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