Some thoughts on illegal immigration

Hello, Memowars readers. It's not often that the editors of this blog write an op-ed piece, but I had a thought I wanted to share with our 2,000+ fan base and could not resist this opportunity.

Unless you have been hiding in a hole somewhere, you have almost certainly heard about the illegal immigration issue lately. On the left, many have called for the granting of immigrant rights and even the naturalization of all illegals in the United States. On the right, politicians have pushed for Mexicans and other illegals to be stripped of their rights and even deported. At Memowars, we feel both sides have it wrong.

Illegals are not the real problem in this country: Witches are. Did you know that Witches have been the cause of all major disease, economic downturns, natural disasters, pyramid schemes, and car accidents since 1504, when they first landed on our shores? They have defiled our flag with their green faces and broomsticks, and yet we allow them to stay here, casting spells and spreading their dermatological problems everywhere. There has never existed in this country a time where we persecute Witches for being different.

With your support, we would like to free America. Leave a comment and let us know what you think!