Master Chef Ahmadinejad's Classic Recipe for Danish (Consulate)

Memowars: "Today we are pleased to have with us, Master Chef, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad... Chef?"
Ahmadinejad: "Great to be here... heard a lot about your site... Truly an honor."
Memowars: "Chef, we were told you would be willing to share with us your classic recipe for Danish (consulate)?"
Ahmadinejad: "Ah yes... Really a family secret, passed down generations. First off, you want to make sure your Danish embassy is ignitable. Oftentimes, I see many a martyr trying to light afire a concrete embassy. If you are choosing this method of religious hatred, make sure to first baste your Danish consulate or embassy with a nice cinnamon and lamb oil blend, to aide combustion and general hatred for the West.

Now, I have seen people trying to employ the 1972 Beirut... sorry that's the 1983 method -- you know, the classic driving your truck into a foreign building. Personally, I would not recommend this. This is the quick and dirty of embassy baking, but if you really want to get a thorough simmering, you ought to make certain to have thirty or forty Islamists at your disposal who are willing to die for Allah, blessed be He."

Memowars: "Chef, what is your opinion of what occurred earlier this week in Lebanon?"

Ahmadinejad: "Well, these days we have many people who call themselves Islamists, but in reality... these individuals are just amateurs looking to learn the art of consulate cooking. Still, you can always tell the professionals from the amateurs; usually through their willingness to wear bigger bandana wrappings around their faces, sport furrier mustaches, and curse infidels with a greater voracity."

Memowars: "Well Chef, we'd like to thank you for joining us today. We know you have a lot on your plate these days... hehehe"

Ahmadinejad: "Hehehehe..."

Memowars: "Thank you for tuning in... Join us next week when we learn the art of basting your flag with special guest Chef Abu-Ali Mustafa."