Detainees Do Not Find Humor in Board Game Hoaxes

Guantanamo Bay - Enemy combatants being held at the United States' Camp X-ray were upset to learn today that they were the butt of yet another prank carried out by prison guards.

Reports indicate that inmates were fooled into bartering food and breathable air for Monopoly™ game pieces and reward cards.

Mohammad Hamza, a respected Taliban general, starved himself for two weeks and was startled to find that he was not, in actuality, the proud new owner of the Broadway and Park Place properties. Hamza also did not receive the $200 he was promised in exchange for bathroom breaks.

Still, many Camp X-ray prisoners refuse to believe this is a hoax. For what it's worth, Abdul Raffifi considers himself an entrepreneur. Says Raffifi, "If I sleep upside down for four more days, I will be able to afford that Pennsylvania Railroad and get myself out of this godforsaken place."