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vHarmony is the East's newest weapon against the West. Designed by Afghan engineers in Kabul, vHarmony seeks to quadruple the suicide rate by appealing to the youth -- or "our future," as claimed by founding head of vHarmony Dr. Aqball Bakhshi.

vHarmony, though new in design, is founded on one of the most ancient tenets of Islam: The duty of every Muslim to attach dynamite to his body and walk amidst a crowd of infidels.

vHarmony also features the success stories and profiles of martyrs past, including Mohammad Atta, the infamous uni-testicled pilot of Flight 11.