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Voiceover - We interrupt your regularly scheduled blogging for this FOX NEW Channel Update.

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Female Correspondent - "Good Morning America. I am Anita Hoare, joining me is Hugh G. Rection. We interrupt your regular scheduled blogging for this update. Hugh?"

Male Correspondent - "Thanks Anita. As you may have heard America, The Peanuts, that lovable comic strip, has been taken hostage by Al Qaeda."

Female Correspondent - "Minutes ago, The Arabic-language news network Al Jazeera informed FOX NEWS of what it claims to be a new tape of Osama bin Laden, encouraging new terrorist attacks against not only America, but Americana.

Male Correspondent - "The purported tape will be authenticated, aired and reaired here on FOX NEWS Channel."

Female Correspondent - "We now return you to your regularly schedule blogging."